…they don’t make beef jerky out of you, they make ham jerky out of you.

…I served with Bob Evans; I knew Bob Evans; Bob Evans was a friend of mine. Redneck, you’re no Bob Evans.
…they don’t make beef jerky out of you, they make ham jerky out of you.

…I served with Bob Evans; I knew Bob Evans; Bob Evans was a friend of mine. Redneck, you’re no Bob Evans.
Eewww…