You might be a redneck if…

…they don’t make beef jerky out of you, they make ham jerky out of you.

…I served with Bob Evans; I knew Bob Evans; Bob Evans was a friend of mine. Redneck, you’re no Bob Evans.

About @jmproffitt

some guy in the midwest with opinions on tech, media, classical music, and Oxford commas // my hat tips and finger wags are my own
This entry was posted in Funny. Bookmark the permalink.

1 Response to You might be a redneck if…

Comments are closed.